Omg what the hell is this... Once again men are taught to tuck their balls in their pants and submit to a selfish woman.
Words Women Use:
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
No this is when a woman has run out of ammo and can no longer argue from a "logical" stand point. Men have a need to uhh...make sense.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half a n hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
That or you can leave, she will have to catch up with you next time. Don't tolerate being jerked around, tell her to give you a true/reasonable estimate.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
And you act exactly as if "nothing" is wrong, you are not a mind reader.
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
More reason to do it, are you 5 and talking to your mother, or do you have a pair?
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
Again, when have you ever known a woman who has argued from a "logical" stand point? Sigh right back and go on about your business.
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
If you want to read minds then I suggest you get a tarrot card set, if you want to be a Man I suggest you stop caring what "they" think and grow a pair.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
That statement alone just qualified how selfish and self-centered most women are...
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
And I give a damn why?
9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
Refer to mind reading
Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology. Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know its true
It is things like this that teaches men to be pushovers, simps, and manginas. They give away all of their power and lose what little backbone they have. She wants equality, then treat/react to her the way that you would react to anyone else that disrespects you. Do not let anyone "shame" you are push you over, your a man, not jello. If she can't handle it or gets more belligerent and violent then call her selfish bluff and leave her ass at that very moment.
Respect is a two way street, if you are going to respect her and treat her kindly, then she damn well better return the favor, if not no dice.